- breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
- rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
- pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
- leans in really close:
- feel the spoopy
libra, love those who always loved you.
scorpio, you hold brilliance.
sagittarius, pick up the phone.
capricorn, kiss the cities you dreamt of.
aquarius, self-care is not frivolous.
pisces, pay attention to the vibes you bring.
aries, appreciate every wrong turn.
taurus, be spectacular.
gemini, your work is crucial.
cancer, stay this humble.
leo, take the blame if it is yours.
virgo, you are a goddess."
— OCTOBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird (via arbors)
tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"
a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?
okay, well what about the national democratic party?
what about interning at the united nations?
wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not