tastefullyoffensive:

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saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

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ear is muffled, throbbing. almost fell down when I stood up just now

urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

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merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

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mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

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christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

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pemsylvania:

an acne cream that rips off all your skin. guaranteed to work because bones don’t get acne

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ivy-and-twine:

Man Crush Monday:  Jason Momoa

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The Man of Mode

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

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